Quote of the Day

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

- UK military spokesman MIKE SHEARER responding to a report that British forces in the Iraqi city of Basra had released a plague of giant, man-eating badgers onto the city

Okay, not anty at all, but this totally made my day.
Link to TIME magazine Quotes of the Day Page
Link to BBC article about the incident